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I’d A Sex Dream Of A Buddy And Told Him About This, So That’s Canceled

Is this a safe area?

Whatever, I’m carrying it out. Here’s a confession: I have only had one intercourse fantasy within my life. (Caveat — that I’m able to keep in mind, which I’m notorious for maybe not doing). We ended up being… enough years of age, as well as some reason why evening, whenever I lay my head that is weary upon pillow, we drifted into slumber susceptible to some X-rated thoughts about… Robbie Williams.

Yes, the bawdy, slick-haired, ‘00s British crooner — “I’m loving angels instead” and all sorts of that — ended up being the topic of my first and just sex dream. […]